Today I was with my boyfriend and I got my period early. Frustrated, I attempted to find a tampon. Before I even got my bag, my boyfriend was holding out three tampons and asking me "light, regular, or super?" When I asked him why he had those, he said it was because he was preparing for a day when something like this would happen. Not only do I have the best boyfriend/ future husband ever, I now have my own personal tampon dispenser. MLIA.
But in my life, this is what would really happen:
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML
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